Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 06:45:27 EDT
From: ******@cs.com
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja Burger

I, Jay-san, have complaint to voice on shabby delivery behavior of your former delivery ninja, Noritka-san. During night while Jay-san sleep, delivery ninja enter through chimney and perform deadly two-spatula style on Jay-san's mother. The ragged cut through neck indicate Noritaka-san drink too much saki (which is forbidden for ninja! it makes them fall from treetops). Jay-san know ninja's name because he drop his nametag by saki bottle in kitchen. Jay-san not impressed with novice style of Noritaka-san and request right to perform Blood Ressurrection Ritual so that he may bring back delivery ninja from dead so he may kill him himself. Seppuku too honorable for such shabby ninja service. I keep Noritaka-san's blessed spatulas as ransom and reminder of his failure to Ninja Burger. I must not overlook the honor of the speedy service in under 30 minutes though....food still hot!
With honor,
Jay-san of Samurai Burger Delivery Service
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