Date: Tue, 3 Oct 2000 23:27:15 EDT
From: ******@aol.com
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Ohio San Ninja Burger!! I have traveled many crossroads to burger hells and back! I find the Ninja Burger to be very skilled in Shuriken-burger-jutsu!
The throwing of the Senban-burger through the air into an air sliced bun, into the waiting hands of a Burger Ninja performing the Kuji-Kiri! For 23 years I haved trained and traveled to Noda City Japan to trainin the Bujinkan, with my teacher, Masaaki Hatsumi, the 34th Great Grandmaster (Soke) of the Ninja tradition. I tell him all about the secret Ninja Burger Society, and he bow's with respect to those who are skilled in the ways of the Burger.
P.S. how do I get a ninja burger mask? Do I need to take the ninja-Burger-Godan test while sitting in Seiza No Kamae, while the Ninja Burger Master swings a Submarine sandwich toward my head from behind, while I sit with my eyes closed and to feel the ninja Burger killing presence? (Aaaaaahhhh-Sooooooooh)! Seriously, let me know where I can get one!
Later!
NinjaBurgerPudgeBoy!
Oh yeah, where can I get 3 Sumo Samurai Chicks to protect my pot of gold?