Date: Sat, 3 Mar 2001 01:19:52 -0500
From: ****** [******@beer.com]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Please allow to introduce self.
I am ninja who recently apply to ninja burger. I am have over-active Dim Mak type fingers. I once accidently give 45 people Dim Mak in two hours. I join support group for ninja. I give support group Dim Mak. All other ninja die. Now no support group, but I eat all donuts and drink all free coffee. I apply to ninja burger. Ninja come to pick up application, and I give him Dim Mak. He should not have thought he could be the sneaky type in my dojo.
Anyway. I write to apologize. No wish clan warfare. You do not wish clan warfare either, or you will die. I wish work for ninja burger still. Do not send sneaky type ninja to pick up application again, or he will die. Send ninja to maybe knock on door in sneaky way, I shoot application at him with modified blowgun.
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