Date: Mon, 21 Aug 2000 13:56:01 +0100
From: Luke ****** [Luke.******@********.com]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: ninja_burger!

I have just decapitated a man on the sub-way and stole his Laptop, I thought that I would use this to send my threat! I met one of your Ninja Burger Delivery people while out delivering myself. We crossed paths on a roof-top as it would appear we were both given orders from false callers. You should take a bow in honour for having such well trained staff. We had a scuffle in which I lost my left-little finger. I did manage to cut their right arm just before they (Street-Fighter Ken style) roll-threw me from the building into a truck of kitty-litter. I would like to meet this impressive Ninja Burger Delivery person again and finish off what was started. You will be hearing from me.
Gingaru,
Senior Samurai Burger Delivery Boy