Date: Wed, 13 Dec 2000 09:07:20 -0500
From: ******@excelonline.com
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

I seem to have stumbled upon something interesting, master! The local movie theater uses ninja to pop its popcorn! Their services were purchased cheap from a man with a monocule, and they even came with free motorcycles. Sometimes, they were glimpsed chasing a British man in a tuxuedo. Now, the theater has them popping popcorn, and not any NORMAL popcorn, for it is buttery and delicious! All hail the power of the ninja!!
Sincerely,
Shamon-san
PS: I will send a picture, should I ever attain evidence of the ninja-poppers