Date: Mon, 25 Dec 2000 07:57:20 +1300
From: Adam ****** [******@ihug.co.nz]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Honourable Head office.
As head of Ninja Burger New Zealand, it is with great pleasure that I inform you of the most excellent delivery last night. An anonymous delivery was ordered for an important client last night. As this client was important I took it upon myself to deliver the Onion Death Blossoms and 6 Ninja Burger combo #2's personally. I awaited on top of the roof for the honourable one to arrive. Sure enough with much jolly laughter he did land upon the shingled roof. Looking around he did not see me hidden in the shadow of the Chimney stack so I waited for the best time to deliver the order. He approached where I stood immobile, and still did not see me as he slid down the chimney stack. I awaited as I heard him cursing out the unthinking residents for leaving only cookies and milk and not a Double Ninja Burger and fries of our ancestors. I heard him making his way back up the chimney and still I waited for the moment to strike. As he climbed back into his sled he looked around once more. Then as he prepared to take off I struck with lightning speed. The bags of food flew from my skilled hands into his lap, followed by the large cola's which all landed perfectly in his drinks holder, not a single drop spilled. He looked around in surprise but still I was invisible to him. And as he flew off to the next house I saw that this year Saint Nick was not wearing the customary Red jacket but had instead the following logo on his back.
"Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less or we commit seppuku"
Yes Santa Claus is a Ninja Burger Delivery Boy.
Mosuke Ichikawa-san of the Ninja Burger Ninja Clan
PS: very month a Ninja Burger messenger arrives to tell me that my Official Ninja Burger E-mail address is not available yet. As Head of the Ninja Burger New Zealand Branch of the clan I await my official Ninja Burger e-mail address with much Anticipation.