Date: Sat, 6 Jan 2001 11:46:43 -0500
From: ****** ****** Jr. [******@supernet.com]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: You are all shamed by my superiority!

Hello Puny Ninja Burger Employees:
It has come to my attention that my family ordered well over $300.00 worth of ninja burgers and french fries of our ancestors - but when your employee arrived he must of noticed that we are a rival family drom the dread Korean Sula Mystic Warriors. My family enjoyed their meal as any good band of mercenaires would. Suddenly a horde of your employees came crashing in through the sliding glass doors, a terrible five second battle ensued that left ten of your people headless and my family of three dead!
If you feared the wrath of Samurai Burger employees, you have not anticipated the vengeful wrath of my Korean Warrior dog meat on a stick company. Trust me, we are so fearful and so stealthy that the US Government uses us to teach special forces personnel how to be sneaky. We will defeat you in two ways, First we will outsell Ninja Burgers with our vastly superior Dog Meat on Stick combo and/or socialist-marxist joy meals. And second by the vastly superior ways of our ancient forefathers the mighty and greatly underappreciated Hwarang Mystical warriors. We are sure you tremble in fear puny ninja.
Signed,
Mighty Hom Bop Po
Master of All Arts
-your site has been linked at www.homestead.com/FLancaster/Lancaster.html so our warriors know how to infiltrate your organization. Muaahahahahahahah!