Date: Sat, 26 Aug 2000 17:47:08 -0500
From: **************** [ ***************@****.com ]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Honorable Ninja-san,

I wish to warn you of new threat. The nefarious Old man on the Mountain is trying to thwart your ninja delivery men. He has an army of Hashishina Deliveryboys trained in the art of "The djinni pizza toss" and the effreets pizza pouches powered by "The fire of an Effreet". They tried to stop me but I escaped and have evidence of their existence. The battle was very quick and very deadly but do not worry, Master, the burgers were there within the thiry minute time limit so my honor has been retained. But the delivery boys are far better trained than our opposers, Samurai-Burger, and there equipment is gaijin and very powerful. They have been using our Kodak Diposobale memory boxes and tryig to pursue me to our secret location. I am confident I have shooken the gaijin scum-dog off my trail. I will send more information as I learn it. They are located in a mountain somewhere in the sands. I will follow them and destroy their honor as well as kitchen, Master Ninja.
I suggest we use our Japanese glyph for warding off evil forces ( (^_^) ) more. (^_^)
Your honorable ninja,
Shinobi-san