Date: Sun, 7 Jan 2001 15:25:24 -0800 (PST)
From: "ZiRiS" [******@yahoo.com]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Honorable Ninja-san!

I have come to love your NinjaBurger burgers, and Fries Of Our Ancestors, and have actually tried to consume the Samuri Burger, once.... Good thing my ninja stomach is made of iron, otherwise their poison would have killed me, so i have honorably killed their delivery boy, and thus eliminated delivery for them in my area, as there was only one dishonorable Samuri Burger delivery boy in this area... Must i still fill out application? ok, yes, i have seen the tae-bo tape once, but was forced to do so by evil nubile female, who rewarded me very VERY nicely afterward, after which i killed her and made it look like sepuku... Am I still not eligible? I would like to come to work for your very honorable orginization, as a second job... and if the pay is good, after 90 days, become full time, and leave my present employment..... or would that dishonour Ninja Burger to have a 2nd job?
Please just let me know if i am still eligible for employment, i would like to bring much honour to Ninja Burger, and I would be Very Honoured myself to go to work for Ninja Burger..... & if i need to fill out application, it has been done, and i will know when you come to get it...
Sincerely,
-= Phil =-
"Hail to the King, Baby!"
p.s. please credit me as -= Phil =- if this gets posted....