Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 20:56:15 -0600
From: ****** ****** [******@mindspring.com]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Dear head ninja guy:
I recently placed an order with you guys and would like to thank you for your swift and most honorable service. However I do have one complaint. Your delivery ninja broke through my downstairs window in the process of delivering my food to me. Now , I'm not one to complain but this was a very expensive piece of plate glass. In fact, it was shipped over by my great grandfather from Mother Russia. So obviously you see my dilemma. My replacement bill will be in the mail shortly.
Thank you for your consideration,
****** ******
P.S.- Please don't kill me or my family, as this would be highly dishonorable.