Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2001 09:08:44 -0800 (PST)
From: ****** ****** ****** [******@yahoo.com]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: ****** ****** ****** will crush your puny ninjas!

I was recently contacted by a fellow culinary combatant named Deez Nutz. It seems that Deez Nutz challenged your ninjas to a fight using his Whirling Carrots of Death attack. Deez Nutz is weak! I will conquer you instead!
I am a mighty Viking warrior who travels the seas in search of battle. I destroyed 3 puny Samurais last week, and had a great feast over their carcasses that lasted many moons. Much meade was drunk, and I took their pathetic weapons and gave them to my daughter. I have heard that you declined to fight Deez Nutz (I suppose you chose not to waste your time on such a pathetic weakling). I am far more powerful than Deez Nutz, and I will destroy you as I make my journies accross the earth in search of combat, glory, and riches.
Prepare yourselves, ninjas! I have heard of your great fighting skills, but your sneaky techniques are no match for my mighty axe. I will cut your bodies in half and drink meade