Date: Fri, 18 Aug 2000 10:57:27 -0400
From: Baker Eric [ Baker_Eric@***.com ]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Hey --
Found your site through the Steve Jackson Games page. Very, very funny.
My fantasy football team is called the Ninja. I was wondering if Ninja Burger would be interested in being the Offical Fast Food of the GFL's Fairfax Ninja? It would be an honor to display your name and URL in all our press releases.
Thanks,
-- Eric

We are not amused that you find our site funny. Making Ninja Burgers is very serious business. However, your ninja affiliations have saved you from our wrath, this time. We would be honored to be the official fast food of your ninja clan. May you dance upon the bones of your enemies.