Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2000 16:20:23 EDT
From: Zeruel0@***.com
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Question

Question: Why would a "ninja burger" staff member commit suicide if they took more than 30 minutes for delivery? Ninja are not samurai, they don't follow any codes or laws of honor, and don't kill themselves to save their "pride". they're assassins, spies, and other such things that a feudal japanese lord wouldn't want others to know about ^_^

Lies! You will die like a dog! Ninja are quite honorable, unlike the foul fiends of Samurai Burger! You may as well perpetrate the fiction that all ninjas used the ninja-to and not the katana, or that all ninja dress entirely in black all the time.