Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2000 10:21:54 -0500
From: Master of the Dark Side [jeditrainer@**********.com ]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!
I have a question regarding the application...what if I was once *forced*
to watch Gymkata by a roving band of Ronin? Am I still automatically
disqualified from applying? If it matters I was horrified at what I saw on
the screen.
As for Tae Bo and Billy Blank I was once hired to KILL HIM but was
prevented from doing so by the hysterical laughter caused by watching one
of his classes (I was hanging above the ceiling tiles waiting to drop on
him...
I would ask you to give me your decision, but as soon as you make it I will
know...
As you have already found out, we accepted your application. Unfortunately, you were killed on your first delivery. Your next of kin have not been notified, as per our policy. However, we put your email here to warn others of the evils of Gymkata. Even in your death you have benefitted the ninja community greatly.