Date: Fri, 18 Aug 2000 10:35:53 -0500
From: J*** ******* [ j*******@theonion.com ]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Okay, okay.
I make jokes all day for a living.
Nothing makes me laugh anymore.
The damn Ninja Burger deal made me laugh. Out loud.
Thanks very much.

-J*** *******
****** Writer
The Onion
www.theonion.com
tu stultus es

ps- Have you seen my humble addition to ninja-lore on our site? Go to the Onion archives and look for "Office Ninja Silently Kills 12 co-workers." I would be honored-- no cross-cultural humor intended.