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Ninja Burger Card Game Re-Release!
Now you can join the elite Ninja Burger delivery team! You will learn to deliver tasty burgers and fries anywhere. You will bring honor to your franchise. Failure is not an option.
The twisted minds that brought you Chez Geek and Munchkin are back. Based on the popular website at www.ninjaburger.com, this hilarious card game, designed by Steve Jackson, pits you against your fellow trainees in a new Ninja Burger store. Learn the secrets of stealth, swordsmanship, and customer service. Fight for honor, respect, big tips, and that coveted promotion . . .
This new, deluxe edition combines the original Ninja Burger with the cards from the supplement, Sumo-Size Me! and adds counters for tracking honor and money.
It's fast-moving. It's fun. You get to be a ninja. What more can you ask from a game?
No matter how secure your office,
how deep your bunker,
how dedicated your guards . . .
we deliver your burger in 30 minutes or less.
Boxed game with 216 oversized cards, 3 black ninja dice, counters, and a rulesheet. Stock #1903, ISBN 837654320259. $34.99.
http://www.sjgames.com/ninjaburger/
Brand New! Ninja-To Go Board Game! Guaranteed the stupidest game involving ninja and spare change you'll ever play. Quick setup, quick play, and whoever wins gets to keep all the moneys. Who could ask for more?
Listen to an actual gameplay podcast from The Gamemaster Show (NSFW language).
Then listen to part 2 of the actual gameplay podcast from The Gamemaster Show (NSFW language).
Then listen to a review of the actual gameplay podcast from The Gamemaster Show (NSFW language).
You Have No Honor -
This No Honor Edition of the Ninja Burger RPG uses the same rules as the 2nd Edition Ninja Burger RPG, but strips away some of the surface matter to get the game back to its original Beer & Pretzels Roots (or is that Sake and Pocky?) The big difference? No Honor, of course! Who needs to worry about honor and "levels" when you expect to die on your first delivery? If you survive, you get Survival Points. But you probably won't survive.
Like its big brother, this edition features the rules-light PDQ (Prose Descriptive Qualities) system, the same system used by Truth & Justice, Zorcerer of Zo, Dead Inside and other such games produced by Atomic Sock Monkey Press.
Premiering at Gencon 2008! Booth #2630 and also available in PDF form online.
Monday Night Ninja Burger -
This fan movie, a bit of Machinima from The Movies, features a group of gamers playing the new Ninja Burger RPG.
From the movie synopsis: "Will the ninja live up to their oath to deliver a tasty burger and cola anywhere in the world in 30 minutes or less, or will they commit seppuku to cleanse the franchise of the dishonor of failure?"
Click here to find out!
Ninja Burger 2nd Edition RPG - Ninja Burger, the world's only fast-food chain run by ninja, is looking for new recruits. Do you have what it takes to work for them? Pirates need not apply! The second edition of the award-winning Ninja Burger RPG has been completely revamped and rewritten, with an all-new game engine and all new ninja content.
- Over 100 pages of funny, fast-paced action, ideal for both one-shot "Beer & Pretzels" gaming as well as longer campaigns
- The PDQ system, a game engine designed for evocative simplicity, speed and flexibility in play, as seen in the award-winning Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot and Truth & Justice
- Fully-customizable character creation, with five suggested jobs for quick-play action. Be a Ninja Driver, Chef, Deliverator, or even a master of Ninja Magic!
- San Francisco - A complete city setting for all your Ninja Burger adventures
- An 8-page starting adventure, plus four 2-page mini-deliveries
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Ninja Burger Honorable Employee Handbook - As a Ninja Burger employee, you are entitled to a host of benefits. Free uniforms, free meals, free health care (expect to use that a lot). However, you do not get a free handbook. That's why we're providing you with this Honorable Employee Handbook, your guide to the ins, outs, ups and downs of Ninja Burger.
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Ninja Burger Posters & Bumper Stickers - These stealthy posters and bumper stickers make an excellent gift for that special someone in your life when you just want to say "You know, I was thinking of you, and bloodthirsty ninja came to mind." Each poster measures 11x17 inches, and comes rolled up in a hard cardboard tube; multiple posters will be shipped in the same tube when possible. The bumper stickers are 8.5" by 2.75" and fit perfectly on any car bumper.
[ Commit Seppuku Poster | Employee Rules Poster | Commit Seppuku Bumper Sticker ]
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