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Becoming a ninja is not easy. It can take a lifetime to become a master ninja, decades to become merely competent, and years to become even a mere initiate. But in the Ninja Burger Kitchen Aptitude Training Academy (KATA), you too can be a ninja in just 30 days. Failure is impossible, because all who fail are forced to commit Seppuku, lest they dishonor themselves or their ancestors.

You will succeed, or you will die!

Employees who remain loyal to Ninja Burger are treated with honor and respect. The company offers a cafeteria-style health plan, 401K (with matching up to 4%), stock options, regular raises every 6 months and a complete employee uniform package, including black outfit and face mask, tabi boots, and a standard equipment package (pictured below).

Every Ninja Burger employee is fully trained in the 20 secret 'Ninja Juhakkei':

Taijutsu - Unarmed Combat
Kendo / Ninja Ken - Swordsmanship
Bojutsu - Staff fighting
Shurikenjutsu - Blade throwing
Kusarigama - Sickle and chain weapon
Yari - Spear fighting
Naginata - Halberd fighting
Bajutsu - Horsemanship
Suiren - Swimming techniques
Kayakujutsu - Use of gunpowder
Bo Ryaku - Strategies
Choho - Espionage
Shinobi Iri - Infiltration
Intonjutsu - Lying low
Hensojutsu - Disguise
Tenmon - Meteorology
Chimon - Geography
Seishin Teki Kyoyo - Spiritual refinement
Kyojitsu Tenkan Ho - Philosophy
Makudonarudo - Fast food

You would just love to get your hands on one of those weapons, wouldn't you? We would be just as happy to place it in your hands so you can honorably uphold the traditions of Ninja Burger by delivering hot and tasty food to our customers, and slaughtering our enemies.

So do not wait any longer -- use one of the links to apply right now. No other fast food chain has Dim-Mak Death Touch!

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