Ninja Burger is an equal opportunity employer committed to a diverse work force. In order to assist us in our efforts, we invite you to voluntarily provide responses to the following requests for information. Failure to respond will result in you involuntarily providing responses to the following requests for information. This form will be kept strictly confidential and will not be retained with your employment application, even though it is on the other side of the same sheet of paper as your application. By reading this paragraph you have accepted Ninja Burger's terms and agree to cooperate.
Ninja Burger provides a unique service to our customers. This service may include situations which could prove quite hazardous to your health, or the health of others. These situations include: capture by the enemy; attack by Ronin or Samurai warriors; poison by rogue Ninja; temptation by nubile female Ninja; falling off walls; falling into spiked pits; being decapitated; grease burns; and salmonella poisoning. By signing below (not optional), you agree to hold Ninja Burger free of all liability regarding any injury or death which may occur during the above, or any other, circumstances which may or may not arise as a condition of working for Ninja Burger. Furthermore, you agree that Ninja Burger will deny your employment if asked by anyone, including future employers, law enforcement officials, or next of kin.
During the past 10 years, have you ever been convicted of or pled guilty to a crime, excluding misdemeanors and traffic violations? Yes No
If Yes, why were you captured?:
During the past 10 years, have you ever committed a crime/crimes for which you were not convicted?Yes No
If Yes, describe in full:
What additional relevant experiences or training have you had which you feel would add to your value as a Ninja Burger employee?(Include weapons, poisons, or any of the Ninja Juhakkei):
I certify that I have read and fully completed both sides of this application and that the information contained on this application is correct to the best of my knowledge and understand that any omission or erroneous information is grounds for dismissal, torture or decapitation by Ninja Burger. I acknowledge that Ninja Burger reserves the right to amend or modify the policies at any time, without prior notice, and that these policies do not create any promises or contractual obligations between Ninja Burger and its employees. At Ninja Burger, employment is not at will. This means I am not free to terminate my employment at any time, for any reason. Attempts to terminate employment will result in death.
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