Ninja Burger Haiku By You
A whisper of leaves Ninja Burger delivers I will eat tonight - Nanookanano stomach growling deep burning like intense wildfire must quell the hunger dialing nearby phone calling Ninja Burger now using toll-free call one Ninja Burger French Fries of Our Ancestors single Large Cola the cover of night silent padded footsteps fall lone ninja arrives pay ninja in yen never tip waiting ninja exact change only food most eloquent service, stealthy efficient Taste the Difference - Mysterice the window opens a sack silently appears and burgers are served those tasty burgers with the most speedy service hail ninja burger the silent ninja faster than a shuriken delivers the lunch upholding honor while delivering burgers is the ninja code - Heidi In the style of Poem-Fu: Delivering their burgers In the black of night Ninja and Samurai On my roof did fight Blow by blow With sweat in their eyes They battled honorably To deliver my fries Stealthly the Ninja Defeated his foe Without ever losing One single toe How he got in Well, I never knew But there on my table Was combo #2 And as I finished The very last fry I was glad I hadn't ordered From that Samurai - Coestar Ninja on the phone Honored to take order now Then silently go Why must we give out French Fries of our Ancestors Wouldn't they want them? Ninja like a cat, Even without cola lid, Never spills a drop Flip the burger high Got to love the ninja style And the kung-fu grip The silent drop-off The food sits and sits because No one knows it's there. - B. Roccia Walking through alley Was that a noise i just heard Sadly yes it was Must be new at job Should not have been caught at all Now i think he pays Swiftly i reach out His honor already gone Now his life follows Wipe off dirty hands Blood of honorless on me Sickend by his filth I will take order Deliver swift like the wind No one shall see me Food is now in place Restaurants honor returned Now we all may rest - Haruyasu Maruyama-san Gut makes weird noises Cant recall last time I ate Must get food for me I pick up the phone I pick up the fat phone book find deliveries.... I cannot decide whether burgers or pizza I guess i'll call both! I'll let my fierce guards decide which one is the best! DELIVER OR DIE!! will order pizza I call and place my order "small, sausage and cheese" Now to the burgers Ninja Burger? ahh why not? "combo number two!" "We will deliver in thirty minutes or else" then he just hung up I hang up the phone Then I pick it up again must alert the guards "Guards, keep an eye out for a deadly assasin or a pizza boy" half an hour passed not a sound is heard outside I will take a look I see my guards dead what on earth is going on? who killed all my men? I see pizza boy just standing in the doorstep my god he killed them! but then he fell down a katana on his back what was that noise? HEY! "Konichiwa, sir Ninja Burger Combo Meal number 2 of course" "thanks how much is it?" I felt a breeze, then he said "nine dollars plus tip" I pay him ten bucks "thank you young man! how did you...?" he dropped a smoke bomb. thanks, Ninja Burger For delivery well done yummy burgers too!! - Freak A. 210d (http://www.geocities.com/fr34k4201d) "The Last Meal" In shame I kneel down. I thrust my wakazashi. My fries were yummy. "Failed Bridge Assassination" I flip through the air, Slashing down at my target, He moved...I can't swim. "Ninja High School Reunion" I say to old flame, "So, you still killing people?" Hidden knife hurt lots. "Stingy Customer" Delivery prompt. Customer drops like skinned cat. He gave crappy tip. - Aaron Ploetz the almighty cow the silent killing ninja the burger is served - craig (http://darcfx.com/~craigmac) I rage like Fuji Instant Ninja McNuggets His honor is mine. Sound like sudden rain Shuriken darken the sky Meat-ribbons abound. A Manga nightmare My skin crawls cold with death screams But when do I eat? - Matakishi Yamada-san I am a ninja I work at ninja burger I must deliver For it is my job I must get food to your house I must not be seen Stealth I must use For Samurai are looking For the secret sauce Honor is at stake For if I fail I will die Ancestors guide me - Mr.Boo
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