<FORM ACTION=http://www.ninjaburger.com/fun/games/battleninja/ninja.pl METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE="border:solid #999999; background-color:#000000; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#999999; font:x-small verdana;"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=red><B>squirrly</B></FONT><BR><BR> is a Overweight Driver Ninja that drives a Black Van, cuts down Trees bare-handed, and is Covered with Dirt.<BR><BR><FONT COLOR=red SIZE=-2>Strength: 10 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 7</FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#999999><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="squirrly" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Super Battle Ninja</B> can<BR>defeat squirrly, enter your name and choose an attack:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE="squirrly"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#999999; border-width:1; border-color:#999999; border-style:solid; background-color:#FFFFFF;"> fights squirrly using <SELECT NAME=a STYLE="font:Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#999999; border-width:1; border-color:#999999; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"><OPTION VALUE="S"> Strength<OPTION VALUE="A"> Agility<OPTION VALUE="I"> Intelligence</SELECT><BR><INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE="Battle!" STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#999999; border-width:1; border-color:#999999; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>

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