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Ninja Burger Online Ordering

Ordering online from Ninja Burger is simple! We already know where you are, so there's no need to enter an address. We can deliver anywhere, so unlocking doors or deactivating security systems is not necessary. And we make payment simple and secure.

In fact, you can order food for an unsuspecting ~~victim~~ friend below. Just enter their email address, and we will deliver them hot, tasty Ninja Burger food within 30 minutes. You may remain anonymous if you wish, or you may identify yourself by name, email address and a customized subject line.

Note that when ordering you should only change 0's to positive numbers if you plan to order that item. Entering blank spaces, non-numeric characters or other such things will cause the ordering process to fail. This will result in you being mocked.

Item Selection:

Item	Price ¹	Quantity
Ninja Burger	3.50
Double Ninja Burger	5.50
Junior Ninja Burger	2.00
Samurai Chicken Sandwich	3.50
French Fries of Our Ancestors	2.50
Onion Death Blossom	5.50
Large Cola ²	1.50
Ninja Combo Meal #1	7.00
Ninja Combo Meal #2	9.00
Ninja Little Human Meal	4.00
Ninja Birthday Special	11.00/child
Small Cola (child only!)	.75
Wasabi ³	0.50	Yes
Wasabi ³	0.50	Yes

Notification and Payment Information:

~~Warn~~ Notify Your Friend
Friend's Email:
Your Name:
Your Email ⁴:
Subject Line:

Your Credit Information ⁵
Card #: xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
Expiration: xx xx

Hai! I would like to be added to the Super Secret Ninja Burger mailing list so I can receive periodic e-mail notices about site updates, changes and other ninja-riffic things.⁴

In fact, why don't you put me on the general aethereal FORGE mailing list, so I can receive notices once every few weeks about updates to any of the aethereal FORGE websites.⁴

1. Additional delivery charges may apply.
2. No, there is no other soft drink selection. Cola is good enough for Ninja, and thus is probably too good for you. You will drink cola or you will DIE!!
3. To not order wasabi would be to insult our honor.
4. Ninja Burger respects your need for stealth and secrecy. We do not collect email addresses for, or share them with, anyone other than ourselves.
5. Your order will automatically be charged to your credit card. Do NOT enter your credit card number. We already know what it is.

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