| 1. |
What Is Your Name? (Ninja Name acceptable) |
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| 2. |
What Is Your Favorite Color? |
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Red |
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Black |
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White |
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Green |
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Blue |
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Yellow |
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| 3. |
What Is Your Primary Objective? |
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Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less |
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Follow orders, unquestionably, and see that the others do too |
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Prepare hot and delicious food for our customers |
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Get the team to the delivery location on time (and alive) |
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Make sure everyone knows where they're going |
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Watch out for everyone else while they do their thing |
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| 4. |
What Did You Do Before This Job? |
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Professional Chef |
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Can't say, but it involved brown shorts |
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911 Dispatcher |
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Drove a taxi cab |
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Forest ranger |
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Asssassin |
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Worked in another fast food joint |
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Delivered pizza |
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Late night radio DJ |
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Drove a school bus |
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Professional computer gamer |
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Bodyguard |
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| 5. |
Who Is Your Biggest Role-Model? |
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Ashida Kim |
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Chris Farley |
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Dave Thomas |
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Hattori Hanzo |
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Masaaki Hatsumi |
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Michael Dudikoff |
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Iron Chef Japanese Morimoto Masaharu |
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Richard Petty |
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Ronald McDonald |
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Mack Bolan |
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Stephen Hayes |
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Thomas Arashikage |
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| 6. |
What Is Your Favorite Animal? |
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Dog |
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Dragon |
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Horse |
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Monkey |
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Ox |
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Pig |
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Rabbit |
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Rat |
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Rooster |
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Sheep |
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Snake |
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Tiger |
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| 7. |
What Is Your Best Combat Skill? |
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Bojutsu (Staff/club fighting) |
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Kayakujutsu (Use of gunpowder) |
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Kendo / Ninja Ken (Swordsmanship) |
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Kusarigama (Sickle and chain fighting) |
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Naginata (Halberd/axe fighting) |
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Shurikenjutsu (Blade/shuriken throwing) |
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Suiren (Swimming techniques) |
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Taijutsu (Unarmed Combat) |
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Yari (Spear fighting) |
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All of the Above |
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I Can't Reveal My Secrets |
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| 8. |
What Is Your Best Non-Combat Skill? |
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Bajutsu (Horsemanship) |
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Bo Ryaku (Strategies) |
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Chimon (Geography) |
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Choho (Espionage) |
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Hensojutsu (Disguise) |
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Itonjutsu (Lying Low) |
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Kyojitsu Tenkan Ho (Philosophy) |
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Makudonorudo (Fast Food) |
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Seishin Teki Kyoyo (Spiritual refinement) |
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Shinobi Iri (Infiltration) |
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Suiren (Swimming techniques) |
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Tenmon (Meteorology) |
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All of the Above |
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I Can't Reveal My Secrets |
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| 9. |
What's The Best Part About Being A Ninja? |
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Being all sneaky and stuff |
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Get to play with sharp objects |
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Cool weapons |
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Free Employee Meals |
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Laws? Rules? What are those? |
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Ninja Magic |
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| 10. |
What's The Worst Part About Being A Ninja? |
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Can't tell mom what you do for a living |
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Everyone is trying to kill you |
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Go to bank to deposit paycheck, everyone thinks I'm robbing the place |
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Having to commit seppuku if I fail |
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Ninja-to and shuriken not allowed as carry-on baggage any more |
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Nothing gets ketchup out of black clothing |
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