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Ninja Burger card game review

NinjaSpectres: Crossing Ninja Burger with InSpectres

You don't see these ninja, nor the tasty burgers they're delivering.

Super-Secret Ninja Detectors have alerted us that the newest edition of Ninja Burger has arrived in our warehouse! Of course, we only detected the delivery, but not the actual ninja. Our detectors are good, but not that good.

The Secret Ninja Death Touch Edition combines the cards from the original edition with the supplement, Sumo-Size Me! Also hidden within the stealthy black box are Honor and money tokens, plus dice designed specifically to *not* be stealthy. Our experiments with stealthy dice were . . . inconclusive. (Which means we couldn't find any of them after we rolled them. -ed)

Ninja Burger will be shipping out from our warehouse next week, and should find its way -- ever so quietly -- to a shelf near you before the end of the month.

Ninja Burger Card Game Re-Release!

Now you can join the elite Ninja Burger delivery team! You will learn to deliver tasty burgers and fries anywhere. You will bring honor to your franchise. Failure is not an option.

The twisted minds that brought you Chez Geek and Munchkin are back. Based on the popular website at, this hilarious card game, designed by Steve Jackson, pits you against your fellow trainees in a new Ninja Burger store. Learn the secrets of stealth, swordsmanship, and customer service. Fight for honor, respect, big tips, and that coveted promotion . . .

This new, deluxe edition combines the original Ninja Burger with the cards from the supplement, Sumo-Size Me! and adds counters for tracking honor and money.

It's fast-moving. It's fun. You get to be a ninja. What more can you ask from a game?

No matter how secure your office, how deep your bunker, how dedicated your guards . . . we deliver your burger in 30 minutes or less.

Boxed game with 216 oversized cards, 3 black ninja dice, counters, and a rulesheet. Stock #1903, ISBN 837654320259. $34.99.

Brand New! Ninja-To Go Board Game! Guaranteed the stupidest game involving ninja and spare change you'll ever play. Quick setup, quick play, and whoever wins gets to keep all the moneys. Who could ask for more?


Listen to an actual gameplay podcast from The Gamemaster Show (NSFW language).

Then listen to part 2 of the actual gameplay podcast from The Gamemaster Show (NSFW language).

Then listen to a review of the actual gameplay podcast from The Gamemaster Show (NSFW language).

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